Dungeons and Dragons Campaign: Session 7 (Valentine's Day)

At this point in our campaign it was the week of Valentine's Day and our DM (who is also my brother) decided that it was time for a more light-hearted session. Also, because Clink was MIA and we did not have a suitable replacement yet, we only had three adventurers and therefore not even close to a full party. It was a very fun session.


-city puked on by Valentine's Day --> rich part of town [these was DM's actua description]
-less decorations in rough part of town
-Joe gives us quest --> letter and box of chocolates - go liberate his love from tower
--> beautiful, ghastly, woman sings on balcony
-->Brass [the tower that is]
-->Veroth (old man) --> invites escorts in [this was the only time he let anyone into the building and ONLY escorts]
-escort auditions @ Crystal Brassier
-meet chubby BDSM lady [at this point we took the quest in a direction that our DM had maybe not intended. To be fair Joe asked us to do this quietly]
-Ligeth (I) fall off catwalk [apparently escort auditions are like an episode of America's Next Top Model]
-talent show
-wit competition
-ho train [I don't actually remember what this means]
-shoved inside tower [despite our aweful perfomances Roth and Ligeth managed to win (along with a Teifling. Ry is pretending to be our pimp at this point.]
-killed Veroth - subdued Teifling whore
-Roth ate heart of Veroth [this is not the first time she's eaten the heart of an enemy. She was actually making a habit out of it.]
-guards storm in
-ENCOUNTER - 2 guards - kill both
-rescue Roslyn the Robot Girl
-give her chocolates
-she has 3 power crystals in her back [I don't know if I've said this before but one of the the things we needed for the suits Isaak was going to make us was a power crystal each. MORAL CHOICE!]
-Roth took the crystals and set Roslyn up nicely on the balcony [this was our hilarious solutions to the moral choice.]
-we go back to the B&B

Map of Gethra